Literature
Merlin
Merlin is a sorcerer,
He can do spells and magic,
And if King Uther ever knew,
The outcome would be tragic.
He'll mutter long-lost magic words
His eyes will brightly glow
And with some sparks and pretty lights
He'll vanquish any foe.
He's so in love with Arthur,
That is very plain to see,
In all the scenes with *eyesex*
That make the fans go *squee!*
He always has a neckerchief
Around his throat so tight,
And we all know it's hiding
All of Arthur's tiny love-bites.
So Merlin's massive secret,
It must come out some day,
And Arthur will connect the dots
He will find out some way.
Perhaps he'll save the Prince's life
While
